You don't need to do this to impress Alex, we swear.

Oh, Kate Walsh. You should know that we here at Public Aversion love you. Really, we do. You've got the red hair, the hot body, and you're on Grey's Anatomy. What more could we ask for? But seriously, now. We're starting to worry about you. Are you having a midlife crisis? You look stunning and vivacious naturally, really you do - you don't need to put on a dress that looks like it was created out of several foil pumpkins in a cut that should only exist in Shirley Temple movies.

And the bangs. Oh, do we really even need to talk about the bangs? You want to know who else has those bangs? Chelsea, from The Next Pussycat Doll fame. Do you really want to look like a skanky 17-year old? I didn't think so.

I'm so glad we had this chat, Kate. Let's do lunch.

And we only mentioned the nudity once.

How excited are you that Dan Radcliffe is not nude in this picture? I guess after showing us just how hairy the rest of his body is, Dan wants to prove that he can grow it on his face, too.

But am I the only one who feels like Dan was snorting some coke in the back room before this picture was taken? Maybe he's just as nervous as I am about Harry's fate in the final book. Come on, Dan. I know it's rough, but even I still take the time to wash my face. We'll get through this thing together, one bottle of proactive at a time.